Basically, We Effing Rock

I WANT BEEF JERKY!!!

2009-04-27T12:10:00.001-07:00

to cheer you up, of course.

Any Luck?

2009-03-24T22:18:00.000-07:00

saw it.

2009-03-06T20:45:00.000-08:00

and by saw i mean lit-rally . . . they sawed that guys arms off.

Its Almost That Time Again....

2009-03-01T21:18:00.000-08:00

Tonight, Ezra made... yes MADE me watch Family Guy. Its a good thing too because this was one of the Idea Ball Snippets.

I actually forgot about this lady.

Good times.

10 years . . .

2009-02-25T15:16:00.000-08:00

i just got invited to my ten year high school reunion today.

if i were still in oregon, i would totally go.

but now that i live on the east coast . . . i would have to fly out there . . . in july . . . i'm not sure i want to . . .

but it would be a good excuse to come and visit people. and by people i mean YOU (among others like my family . . . )

what are YOU doing here?

2009-02-22T09:18:00.000-08:00

Sometimes it takes me like.... almost a week to watch the current episode of Lost.
Sometimes I sit here with my latte.
Sometimes I poop my pants and say "JIN?!"

ahhhhhh....
ooh gaaaaaaaaaad i love lost.

hope your balentime's day was extra special

2009-02-20T21:51:00.001-08:00

I Think You Know What I'm Trying To Say To You.... Balentime...

2009-02-05T20:35:00.000-08:00

prop 8 the musical

2008-12-03T17:15:00.001-08:00

my roommate saw this and said "our country is going to hell in a handbasket"

and i said "i don't see any reason why it deserves not to"

and the best part? we both meant the exact OPPOSITE things!!!!

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

There's A Full Moon Risin... TO HAVE FUN!

2008-11-26T23:46:00.001-08:00

can this be our new Gibbard song? I mean... I still love "Lack Of Color" but...... this is ok too.

but its certainly not my head exploding like it does when he sings Harvest Moon:

(cause it do. explode, that is)

awk. ward.

2008-11-24T18:20:00.000-08:00

i was just sorting through some old photos for an idea i had for christmas for my family and this is what i found

gahd. cuh-ray-zee.

lolz

2008-11-19T23:28:00.000-08:00

Jess just asked me this morning "How long until Tabitha is here?"
I had just been on myspace before coming to work and so I saw your status change so I was able to answer, as if I had been the one counting down "33 Days."

Very matter of fact.
Very funny.
Kind of creepy.

i don't know how to say this but . . .

2008-11-18T19:50:00.000-08:00

33 days!

i forgot!

2008-11-06T10:28:00.000-08:00

in my excitement yesterday i totally forgot that it was the 5th of november!!

bah!

so . . . remember . . .

booyah obama

2008-11-05T11:10:00.000-08:00

we witnessed history last night.

i baracked the vote!

2008-10-30T07:32:00.000-07:00

There It Is....

2008-10-25T13:16:00.000-07:00

Stop.

2008-10-25T00:21:00.000-07:00

Wait for it.........

big empty hole

2008-10-24T20:52:00.000-07:00

see that big empty hole next to me? there on the right . . . no, the left . . . up a little . . . down, down, down . . . no . . . almost . . . YES!! there! all around me!!!

that's where you should be . . .

I'm pretty sure this is what you meant to post....

2008-10-20T13:39:00.000-07:00

bah hah hah!

2008-10-20T08:31:00.000-07:00

newest post!!!!!

2008-10-20T08:21:00.001-07:00

what on earth should we do about it?

Newer Post!

2008-10-19T15:54:00.000-07:00

I, too, fear the neglect.

new post!

2008-10-19T13:45:00.000-07:00

i fear that our blog is being neglected . . .

come and visit me!

2008-09-26T13:41:00.000-07:00

we'll have coffee in my kitchen.

hell yeah

2008-09-21T20:20:00.000-07:00

if only you read harry potter . . . which my roommate matt calls harry pooter. and it's funny every time.

every.

time.

Wakka Wakka Wakka

2008-09-18T07:38:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure that this game was far beyond the boundaries of your childhood, but.... ugh.... I remember it as being AWESOME... the board game version of Truth or Dare complete with zit stickers. Stellar.

but yeah.... if I'm awake and functional (I slept from 3:30- 5 this morning... the coffee i had at 2 just kind of.... kicked in) I will most certainly call you at 12:45.

Oh do we have some talking to do :)

they MOVED the island?!??!

2008-09-17T20:29:00.000-07:00

guess who finally bought the LOST theme song and made it her text message sound on her phone?

that's right. me.

and guess who may or may not be able to find your new number in that same phone?

that's right. me.

i think i saved you under some quirky, unique, hipster name and now i don't remember what it was. i seriously was going to call you and then couldn't remember how i saved you in my phone . . . call me tomorrow? i work from 11 to 330 (my time . . . so 8am to 1230am your time) call me after?

aaaahhhhh gaawwwwddd!

2008-09-16T19:53:00.000-07:00

so, i don't know how to say this, but . . . . i miss you!!!!!!

Welcome to Monday

2008-09-15T11:22:00.000-07:00

bra inspired art

2008-08-18T23:07:00.000-07:00

your bra blog reminded me of this poster i saw here in juneau advertising for a bra inspired art show . ..

wonder what that would be like? i wish i could go, but i think it happens after i go back into exile on the east coast.

I Wish I Were In Alaska Right Now For More Than One Reason

2008-08-16T17:23:00.000-07:00

but this is the reason for this exact moment in time...

i think your hair looks nice

2008-08-16T13:39:00.000-07:00

i just wish i could see it up close :)

Riddle Me This

2008-08-09T21:57:00.000-07:00

I've a very wonderful riddle for you:

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, and just spent an hour and a half of her Saturday night in sweaty, swearing attempt to get little kitty poops to flush down the nearly overflowing toilet

and

eventually had to bucket the nasty kitty poop water out of the toilet and into the tub

which

she will have to clean in the morning before taking a shower on account of it, more than likely, having a fine film of kitty poop lining the bottom

and

still having to plunge the kitty poops with no success in sight

and

still has little kitty poops floating in the bowl

and

making the bathroom, and soon the whole apartment, smell like the Willamette River after an early Autumn downpour

with

nothing to show for her labors but 4 well placed blisters: one on each palm and one on each thumb.

Guess who is pissed.

What's Wrong With This Picture

2008-08-01T09:54:00.000-07:00

This Month's Challenge: What's his Van Damage.... seriously..... splits with a booty shake followed by more sexin' splits? Who is he?! I mean.... I KNOW he's Van Damm, but... I mean... who does he think he is?

to cheer you up

2008-07-01T18:28:00.000-07:00

they can screw you.

but they can never take away your magical mystical rainbowesque personality.

don't you weep

2008-06-25T02:43:00.000-07:00

i'm frustrated and can't sleep.

so, i'm surfin' the net.

thought you'd like this.

Jo-incidence?

2008-06-19T16:14:00.000-07:00

get up here now

2008-06-10T12:13:00.000-07:00

i am saving a seat for you on the Mog Mobile. come ziplining now!!!!

no I WIN

2008-06-02T22:02:00.000-07:00

what's that?
i already used him?
well crap.
i'm still looking.
i just don't know what to call those guys...

found him

2008-05-28T19:45:00.000-07:00

best boyfriend finder ever?

i think so.

I hate Nazis.

2008-05-24T14:59:00.000-07:00

Why is it that he couldn't just say that? Is it not PC to hate the hater? Really? Cause that's all I wanted him to say. Or "Ahh.... South America" or "SNAKES? I HATE SNAKES!". I I looked for this Harrison Ford THURSDAY NIGHT MIDNIGHT BABY OH YEAH! (with Triforce T, none the less...), But I just couldn't find him. I tried to see sexy Henry "Indy Named After The Dog" Jones Jr, but I just couldn't do it. I just saw a tired old man who was trying to see the same thing I saw. But I didn't hate him for it.
And I don't hate George Lucas for the aliens. Because, really..... they weren't THAT bad. I mean, stupid, yes. Lame, yes. But he is the ONLY one who could have partially pulled that off.
He even made me ok with Shia.... and that's something I thought I'd never say. Especially after the whole LAME Tarzan scene. LAAAAMMMMEEEE!
Now I can buy all 4 Indiana Jones movies and die a happy girl (after all of the Potters come out and I buy those).

went and saw this last nite

2008-05-24T05:50:00.000-07:00

george lucas may have lost it. but ford still has it.

booyah.

W.T. F*ck.

2008-05-05T21:55:00.000-07:00

It was warm today.

I originally was wearing shorts (unheard of).

Jess put on a skirt.

I'm a follower who loves peer pressure so I came home and put on a skirt too.

1/2 way thru wearing my skirt I got wildly uncomfortable.

I wished I had leggings to go under my skirt.

I actually WISHED that I had leggings.

so I went to target and bought some.
shit.

2008-04-22T18:01:00.000-07:00

see you in about ten minutes

Someone Still Loves You Tabitha Jane

2008-04-17T12:56:00.000-07:00

you have no idea how difficult it is to find a good visual recording of this song.

may i recommend

2008-04-04T20:24:00.001-07:00

my roommate lisa and i just finished watching this movie "driving lessons" with my boyfriend rupert grint. laura linney is also in the movie and she plays this CRAZY woman who strangely reminds me of my mom . . . anyway. watch it. listen to the lovely sufjan stevens soundtrack. laugh at the crazy people that surround this boy. and rejoice as he "comes of age."

do it.

then tell me what you thought.

2008-04-01T13:54:00.000-07:00

guess who i just bought tickets to see?

booyah.

The Ballad of the Sad Café

2008-03-23T14:27:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure I went to the Montage and then partied with Jason Lee. Not even kidding. I don't remember his real name, but he looked like a clean, yet scruffy in that Jason Lee kind of way, Jason Lee.

Before that whole "Underdog" thing.
and before "Simon and The Chipmunks" thing.

I also wrote you a letter.
3 pages.
cause I was bored.
But I never ever have your address.
but just now, I remembered where I wrote it down. So its getting sent tomorrow.
Prepare yourself.
Or don't. Its not that exciting of a letter.

i did something bad too

2008-03-11T00:31:00.000-07:00

i'm consciously using my powers for evil rather than good. i'm using my feminine goodness to get what i want from people. ok. person.
i hate that i'm doing it, but i can't stop.
feminine goodness is addictive when it works in ones favor :( sad face.
i'm listening to Bright Eyes.... sing with me in a horribly off tune and strung together sound that goes something like this:

I believe that lovers should be tied together,
Thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather,
Left there to drown,
Left there to drown in their innocence

But as for me I'm coming to the final chapter,
I've read all of the pages and there's still no answer,
The only words before I know will soon come after,
It’s the only way it can be.

So I stand in the sun,
And I breathe with my lungs,
Trying to spare me the weight of the truth.......

etc.
which is NOT a perfect sonnet.
i know its not supposed to be, but... whatever.
I've fallen in love with Parisian retro electro pop. the song on my space's profile.
if you lived here, i'd let you live with me.
we'd listen to Parisian retro electro pop in our underwears drinking 2buck out of travel mugs while we played scrabble and chess and crap.
you'd think i were drunk right now.
but really, i'm just being all PMS/ emo.
sucks.
bad.

ps: Jumper.... not a great movie. but Hayden Christensen--- who has NEVER been on my list--- lives off his bank robber money and he.... wow. Money looks good on that boy.

i did something bad

2008-03-10T14:33:00.000-07:00

but it was oh so good. i bought this dress in grey from urban outfitters . . . it was only $30 . . . but . . . i should be saving my money for getting to alaska . . . but it was so pretty . . .

crap.

biiiiiiiiiiirfday!!!!!

2008-03-04T21:03:00.000-08:00

Here's to you and your special day.

i celebrated with chocolate soy milk and a trip to borders.

miss you!

the promise of a wha-?

2008-02-26T15:07:00.000-08:00

go ahead. fillerup.

Don't Get Me Wrong....

2008-02-11T11:29:00.000-08:00

Paul Rudd has nothing to do with this.
Nothing at all.
But...... *heavy sigh*
dear.... don't hold on to something just because you've had it for so long.
that's all I want to tell you.
Don't keep eating spoonfuls of lard. its not good for your heart.

i know you know what I'm talking about.

and that's how I feel.
well, that and angry. quite angry indeed....

My Bloody, Inky Balentime

2008-02-06T13:27:00.000-08:00

if I get my tax money in time, guess what we're going to get started on while you're here.....................

no.... not piercings....

no.... not biker bondage thong underwears.....

no.... not stretching my ears......

that's right.

"THE BIDNESS".... I'm getting about $350 (roughly) and I think that could get me well on my way to being started..... You'd probably only get to go talk with me, but..... hey-- that's something, right? RIEGHT?

(OH MY GOSH! I typed that wrong, but it TOTALLY works! I figgered out how to spell Jackie Rieght!)

prepare yourself.

2008-02-05T07:23:00.001-08:00

for the best, valentine's day. ever.

or maybe the day after . . . do you work on friday the 15th? or early morning sat?

CRAP

2008-01-31T19:38:00.000-08:00

ugh.

why do they do this to me? i don't think i can handle a) not having a tv that gets this channel in my own home b) watching this show only once a week c) the fact that there are only 7 more episodes until i have to WAIT a million years again and d) watching it with commercials.

crap.

remember that one time that we helped britt with her dance moves at the mellenium dance complex?

2008-01-30T14:15:00.001-08:00

well, i remember

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Greetings From My Uterus!

2008-01-26T13:39:00.001-08:00

I'm pretty sure that if you could see it, this is what it would look like.

no lie.

2008-01-25T12:09:00.000-08:00

this is what my ovaries feel like today.

Next Time You Visit, I Wanna Play Bingo

2008-01-16T18:41:00.000-08:00

...But only when you take an aeroplane... or a subaru

2008-01-15T14:38:00.000-08:00

whilst thinking of you, decided to YouTubeSearch Tabitha Keywords. Portland Pirate came up with, quite honestly, a bunch of shait. Rhode Island was my next thought.

and it didn't disappoint.

word to the father

2008-01-12T17:32:00.001-08:00

that's all, i just wanted to celebrate the gloriousness that is dc talk.

or should i say . . . was dc talk?

GAWD i wish it wasn't over

2008-01-04T23:15:00.000-08:00

Mostly, i had the best time of my life in portland and wish it could have lasted forever.

some highlights: "OH GAAAWWD"

"beans are a condiment"

you posing in front of kransinki

thoroughly embarassing ourselves in public most days

the time all the girls started singing that ingrid michaelson song in target after the music had been cut off

you

me

me and you together

the fact that we are a hole vagina best friends

my hat that you sneakily bought for me

more to come . . .

and yet again . . .

2007-12-11T16:32:00.000-08:00

uuuuuuuuummmmmmmm i don't know how to say this but . . .

TOMORROW!!!!

oh and another thing

2007-12-08T11:44:00.000-08:00

uuuummmm, i don't know how to say this but, less than a week!

2007-12-08T07:00:00.000-08:00

uuuummmm, i don't know how to say this but, less than a week.

we really are BFA

2007-11-27T11:05:00.000-08:00

do it girl. do it.

2007-11-26T21:00:00.000-08:00

this should be your christmas tattoo.

wink.

and i love you.

why the hell is there a white tennis shoe hanging in the jungle!?!?!?

2007-11-25T13:43:00.000-08:00

jon and i are doing some catching up on LOST season 1 and 2 right now.

so we will be ready when season 3 comes out on DVD next month.

so we can watch it and be ready for season 4 to start.

i think i already told you this. but i wanted to reiterate.

and post this montage:

i was working at the cafe

2007-11-24T10:27:00.000-08:00

and one of the local crazies came in and was talking to me about his past as a jazz basist. and he asked me how old i was and i said "26" and he said . . .

oh, you're no spring chicken, you'd better get on with your life and do something with yourself.

shit.

Fall Into The Season Of Great Concerts

2007-11-17T23:58:00.000-08:00

I remember you telling me that you were going to go, but somehow, I forgot. So color me jealous, my dear Tj.... color me jealous that you got to see Bright Eyes and all I did was go see the movie adaptation of one of my favorite books and then promptly went to work afterward.

But actually.... now that I see it typed out here.... you SO wish you were me.

no?

crap.

I'm kind of a little bit getting excited about The Bazan.... is The Jon accompanying us on our journey?

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

(I passed a Gap today and saw the John Krasinski scarf pic and thought of, not yoinking JK, but of you, my dear.... and how much you look out for my sick crushes.

for that i am thankful.)

and also?

2007-11-12T09:48:00.001-08:00

i yoinked this from Pinkisthenewblog for you

yep

2007-11-12T09:19:00.000-08:00

i think i might go apply at starbucks.

thank you!!!!

2007-11-07T11:16:00.000-08:00

i love them. with all my heart.

and all my toes.

I Tried

2007-11-05T10:07:00.000-08:00

I searched (using that handy little search bar at the top of my blog) for Natalie Portman so that I could post for you, in response, the picture of me and Natalie Portman watching a movie. I found only one blog and it was a poem I wrote about hanging out with Russell Crowe.

and at the end, I said:
"Oh. And DMony is sassy"

and he still is, god bless his little scrubby mullet heart.

but happy happy 5th of november to you as well my dear.

go blow something up.

happy guy fawkes day!

2007-11-05T09:53:00.001-08:00

Just A Few Things.....

2007-11-02T18:44:00.000-07:00

The Confident's Captain's Semen Church.
A $9 Double Americano.
Second Level Self Absorbed Pisces Master.
Hudson the Jerk Baby.
You Must Be A Taurus Cause I'm Shoveling A Bunch Of Bull Shit.
$40 Of Food For Your Special Needs Dog When All You Had To Do Was Give Him A Sack Of Rocks.

glad I finally got to talk to you ♥

but the good news is

2007-10-31T10:32:00.000-07:00

i made a playlist for work last night (we get to pick our music while we work, yes!) on my ipod (while sitting in the car with it plugged in to the cig adaptor because when i plugged it in to my computer it didn't recognize it and the ipod had no power, so i had to charge it in the car. werid) and one of the songs i picked was "lack of color" by dcfc.

cause i miss you.

so, guess what this is:

an "e-hug"

get it?

seriously. get it?

News Flash, Walter Kronkite...

2007-10-31T00:27:00.001-07:00

I'm terrible with presents and surprises.

here are hints to keep you sane until Friday.

Or maybe even Thursday.

Heck. Maybe even Wednesday.

Said Item was shipped at 10pm tonight, so.... you may get yours at the exact moment that I get "mine" (which is, interestingly enough, damn near the exact opposite of yours).

Hints:

if you think you have it figured out, let me know.
and know that i heart you even if we never get to talk anymore because crazy people sit at your female manned counter diner and fight so everyone leaves.
If I were there, I would use my authoritative Starbucks voice and tell them to get the eff out.
Then they would get me.
So I wouldn't really do it. But I'd hang with you cause, if there's one thing I've learned, it's Safety In Numbers.
Ain't it the truth.
oh-- and I can't get the 28th off unforch..... that whole week is all requested up. But if I somehow get lucky and am off early and work late the next day, we're roadtrippin to Say Lum. Booya.

f'real

2007-10-27T21:59:00.001-07:00

going to a hallowe'en party tonight

2007-10-27T14:22:00.000-07:00

and what will i dress up as?

a woodland fairy.

i found some used wings at the salvation army for $2.

i have glitter and silly dresses and stuff to put it all together nicely.

and we bought candy to give to kids when they come to the door wednesday. i will probably end up eating most of it :)

i keep telling hudson that i am going to dress him up as a unicorn and go out trick-or-treating with him.

he doesn't believe me.

pumpkin patch

2007-10-20T01:43:00.000-07:00

darling
i miss you.
i'm kind of drunk right now.... but only kind of.
the HB wishes that you had been there. I called Coleen and she came to say hi.
it was pleasant.
wish you were here.
cause you could tell me that I shouldn't be eating Muchas on an empty alcohol stomach.
it took me a very long time to type alcohol. and I don't think i spelled it right. but that s o k. cause i love you.
and i miss you.
a lot.
come home.
i miss you.

i can be patient, i can be kind

2007-10-08T06:43:00.000-07:00

if we don't hear this one, i will buy you a new hat

He Plays Sad Bastard Music For The Money

2007-10-06T15:00:00.001-07:00

oh yeah...... and this one too.
If we don't hear this song, I'll eat my hat.

roughly 70 days left in the countdown

2007-10-06T12:39:00.001-07:00

until we see this man:

(and i hope he plays this song, cause it's one of my favs)

beat you to it.

2007-10-05T10:33:00.000-07:00

Dear emo pollyanna,

thanks for reminding me to find the good in everything even when it sucks. like today. it is supposed to be 90 degrees, very muggy, my husband is in San Diego, i have NO MONEY, and i have to work until midnight tonight and tomorrow.

but the good part about it is . . . is . . . i get the whole bed to myself, i am making money tonight, i will use my tips to go tanning (yes, tanning. i have to wear a strapless dress in a wedding next week and want to look even), we have air conditioning in the living room, i am being forced to be unmaterialistic cause i can't afford it.

thank you and goodday.

i said good day!

love,
the hippie pollyanna

i LIT-rally just did that

2007-10-02T17:08:00.000-07:00

and by "that" i mean: purchased tickets for flying home to portland for 23 days and 22 nights . . . yesssssssss.

dec 12-jan 3.

it cannot come fast enough.

who got tickets to a sold out show 2: The Reiteration

2007-10-01T20:19:00.000-07:00

four thumbs, 9 tattoos, one potential to save an entire world from damnation and hellfire and got tickets to David Bazan mere HOURS before it sold out and will soon be sipping wine wearing merch from his show in December?

these girls.
and jesus.

who got tickets to a sold out show?

2007-10-01T16:01:00.000-07:00

um. we did!

and guess what i hope he plays?
the radiohead cover.

the jeff buckley cover.

big trucks.

and this song:

among others.

bring some cash. we'll buy some merch. maybe get an autograph. or share some wine with DB.

the 8 facts.

2007-09-27T14:00:00.000-07:00

4 by tj (about tj & r1):

1) when tj and r1 get together and chat and they say "i know, right?" they are doing it slightly to be making fun . . . ok mostly to be making fun . . .and usually they come off as sounding like those that they are making fun of . . . and we know it. but we do it anyway. cause it's fun.

2) tj and r1 will stone cold roundhouse kick you if you do not LOVE danielson the way we do

3) the first time tj and r1 hung out they got so much free $h!t that they knew they were destined to be BFAFF (BFA friends forever).

4) you say literally. we say LIT-rally.

4 by r1 (about r1 & tj):
5) One night after drinking some alchyhol at The Montage, r1 and tj tailgated a multnomah county police officer yelling at him in pirate slang.

6) on several occasions, everything tj and r1 just said, is r1 and tj's favorite thing to do, everyday!

7) tj will be coming to visit r1 (an others, but they don't matter) in December and at that time, they will embark on an amazing adventure at Mississippi Studios while listening to the vocal stylings of Mr. DAVID BAZAN!

8) They are stoked.

so guess who you love?

2007-09-26T20:50:00.001-07:00

this boy:

best moment of last night

2007-09-24T06:31:00.000-07:00

ben harper and piers faccini sing "master's of war"

looking forward to it

2007-09-24T06:26:00.000-07:00

i will buy my ticket soon. and by soon i mean today.

Interesting.....

2007-09-23T17:23:00.000-07:00

because this is what I happen to be doing tonight. That's right. I'm going to chill out in bed with David Bazan.
have fun at your concert, sucker.
heh heh heh.

yummy!

2007-09-23T10:44:00.002-07:00

this is what i am doing tonight:

and by doing, i mean seeing live in concert.

that's all.

you saw them here first!

2007-09-22T12:27:00.000-07:00

it really was very difficult.
and it took many takes to get it just right.
and still... you can only sort of see... but.... there's not a whole lot of detail.
wish you were there.

tattoos

2007-09-22T10:53:00.000-07:00

i heart your new tattoo, friend.

and also, when i come down and stay with you (yes, i am staying with you for a bit, i've decided) before the david bazan show . . . maybe i will get another.

the one behind my ear perhaps?

peace out,
tj

and also?

2007-09-10T18:14:00.001-07:00

this is funny:

i google imaged "i miss you"

2007-09-10T11:30:00.001-07:00

and this is what came up: